Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable, The Potato A Fish, & Feral Cats “The Other White Meat”

Congress Tries to Keep Pizza as a Vegetable On School Lunch Menus

The US House of Representatives is trying to declare pizza a vegetable for federally funded school lunch menus.

Corey Henry, spokesman for the “American Frozen Food Institute”, no doubt a real man of science, stated:

“Our concern is that the standards would force companies in many respects to change their products in a way that would make them unpalatable to students,”

“Unpalatable to students”? Apparently society must give students what they want and only what they want. Is it time to declare that homework is actually in violation of child labor laws?

2 thoughts on “Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable, The Potato A Fish, & Feral Cats “The Other White Meat”

  1. I remember growing up ONLY getting the rectangular pizza and some milk. Obv. pizza is not a veggie but it didn’t help me get fit either. I can only worry about my kids now.

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