The Todd Starnes Saudi Connection Conspiracy Cover Up

Once again Fox News radio contributor Todd Starnes is apparently attempting to cash in on the paranoia and extreme ignorance of a certain sector in society that seems particularly fond of Fox News, Glenn Beck, and generally speaking all things wacky and white.

Mr. Starnes is cited as a source in a bit of fantasy fiction written by Beck regarding a supposed legitimate connection to a Saudi national and the Boston Marathon bombing. Starnes and the Mother Ship (i.e. Fox News) have removed all links and references to the original article that promotes this bizarre and baseless claim that the US government is somehow covering up for a Saudi citizen.

Unfortunately, the only cover up is by Todd Starnes and Fox News. Here is the Google cache link to the original and now deleted article I’ve re-titled ”Todd Starnes Is a Saudi Terrorist Cover Up Reporter Working With Fox News To Destroy America“.*

Please contact us with articles, links and comments regarding the ways that the “Uncle Tin Tins” of the world are going to spin this to make Starnes, Beck, Fox, and the usual cast of characters look like the righteous victims in this one.

* I hope we don’t get sued for calling Starnes a reporter.

Fox Contributor Todd Starnes Must Despise Ronald Reagan

Conservative commentator Todd Starnes posted a criticism of President Obama’s 2013 Easter Message stating:

 Obama releases 5-sentence Easter statement — says it’s a time for us to “ponder our common values.”
No, sir. It’s about Jesus. Period.

According to Todd, taking the time to “ponder our common values” on Easter is just wrong. As such, he must immediately take a look at President Reagan’s 1983 Easter Address to the nation.

First, President Reagan also mentions this cockamamie “common values” theme  by declaring “we’re linked in time to the ancient origins of our values.” Then Reagan went rogue by mentioning a myriad of other topics that blatantly flaunt Todd’s “It’s about Jesus. Period.” rule for discussing the Easter holiday.

Additional Non-Jesus Mentions From Reagan’s 1983 Easter Radio Address:

  • Polish labor leader Lech Walesa
  • An East German professor, his wife, and two daughters
  • Central America Communist-inspired revolution
  • Sandinista supporters
  • The San Diego based World War II era ship the U.S.S. Hoel
  • Some brush fires burning in two Australian States

Central America, San Diego, & a labor leader… all crazy talk! What part of “It’s about Jesus. Period.” did The Gipper not understand?

Since it was necessary to point out how wrong President Obama was for asking us to  “ponder our common values”, then surely Reagan’s mere mention of the “c-word”(communism) alone in an Easter address deserves Todd’s condemnation.

The country begs of you Todd Starnes to posthumously put President Reagan in his place for so callously forgetting the true meaning of Easter. This holiday should not be used as another excuse for hippie libtards or RINO Reaganites to be spouting off all that “love thy neighbor” nonsense. Jesus wouldn’t want it and most importantly we know Todd Starnes won’t stand for it!

So what’s the next step in righteously righting Reagan’s wrong? Maybe we should start a Todd Starnes Demands An Official Rebuke Of President Reagan petition on WhiteHouse.gov? Starnes. Jesus. Period!

Trump’s Touted “Youth Apprentice Plan” Still A Mystery

Remember back in December of 2011 when Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump got together, and Trump announced with much fanfare that:

“We’re going to be picking 10 young wonderful children and make them ‘apprenti.’ We’re going to have a little fun with it and it’s going to be something that’s going to prove results.”

CorporateMal.com remembers it all quite clearly, as it seemed like an absurd publicity stunt by one of the least charitable rich people in the country. Nonetheless, I guess helping ten kids is better than nothing. Unfortunately, over a year later we can find no evidence of Trump starting an actual apprenticeship program to help anyone, anywhere.

So Donald what’s the good word? Were you in fact lying back in 2011 about starting a program for impoverished youth? If not, when is this program going to start? You clearly aren’t that busy as you’ve found more than enough time to continue with your thinly veiled racist claims regarding President Obama’s place of birth, sue Bill Maher over a joke, and pretend that beauty pageants are still even remotely relevant. You aren’t exactly spending your days finding a cure for cancer are you?

BTW, just in case you are confused, it is ok to help others when cameras are not present and there is no potential for personal financial gain. Millions of Americans manage to commit acts of charity and kindness in anonymity everyday and it actually works out pretty well for everyone.

Foreclosure Firm Discovers That Instant Karma Will Actually Get You

According to the NYTimes.com, the Steven J. Baum P.C. law firm, which was also the company whose employees dressed up as homeless people at a Halloween party in 2010 is closing.

Some may claim this is an example of the “pc police” ruining lives, however it should be noted that last year a state judge in Brooklyn called one of the company’s foreclosure’s “incredible, outrageous, ludicrous and disingenuous.”

There was also the small matter of the firm paying the federal government a $2 million penalty as a result of their unscrupulous business practices.

I hope they saved those Halloween costumes, as some of the laid off employees will no doubt soon be referring to them as “everyday wear”.

Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable, The Potato A Fish, & Feral Cats “The Other White Meat”

Congress Tries to Keep Pizza as a Vegetable On School Lunch Menus

The US House of Representatives is trying to declare pizza a vegetable for federally funded school lunch menus.

Corey Henry, spokesman for the “American Frozen Food Institute”, no doubt a real man of science, stated:

“Our concern is that the standards would force companies in many respects to change their products in a way that would make them unpalatable to students,”

“Unpalatable to students”? Apparently society must give students what they want and only what they want. Is it time to declare that homework is actually in violation of child labor laws?